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Most brands run four ads.
Meta needs forty to find your buyer.

Send me your brand. I'll score your Meta creative from the public Ad Library and send back exactly which formats you're not running, where the fatigue is, and three concepts worth making next. It's free, it takes two days, and I never touch your ad account.

Two days, one page, free. No drip sequence — I send the teardown and that’s it.

What lands in your inbox

One page. Written by a person, not generated. Read it in four minutes.

1

Format coverage

How many of the 12 static ad formats you're actually running. Most brands are on one to three, and don't know it.

2

Diversity score, five axes

Format, angle, persona, visual style, hook type — scored separately, because a hundred ads that vary only by colour read to Meta as one ad.

3

Fatigue flags

Which creatives have been live longest without meaningful change, pulled from Ad Library run dates.

4

Three concrete briefs

For the biggest format gaps. Specific enough to hand to a designer tomorrow — not "try UGC."

5

One kill, one scale

The single ad I'd cut and the single one I'd put more weight behind, with the reasoning.

Why I'm the one doing this

My day job is growth for a global intimate wellness brand — the most policy-restricted category on Meta. Half of what a normal advertiser can say, we can't. That forces you to solve creative volume and framing instead of targeting, and it's the whole reason this teardown exists.

~270
Creatives audited

Across 11 ad accounts in a single business manager, on a rolling twelve-month window.

10x+
CPM gap found

Between two framings of the same product in the same account. Framing, not bidding, was the lever.

45
Formats in the library

The production system behind the briefs — built in-house, running on real brands.

Worth your time if…

I'd rather say no quickly than waste a call. Genuinely.

This is for you

  • You spend $30K+/month on Meta
  • Fewer than ten new creatives went live last month
  • Your best ad is months old and you can't replace it
  • You're in a restricted category and keep getting rejected
  • You're a DTC founder or the growth lead who owns the number

This isn't

  • Under about $10K/month — volume doesn't pay for itself yet
  • Pre-launch, with nothing in the Ad Library to read
  • Looking for SEO, web design, or a full-service agency
  • Needing five approvals before an ad can go live

If you want the machine after that

No obligation attached to the teardown — you keep it either way. But this is what it turns into if the gaps are worth closing.

Sprint
€4,500
30 days, one-time

30+ genuinely distinct variations across the formats you're missing, delivered upload-ready. You run them.

Engine
from €3,500/mo
3-month minimum

The same output every month, plus a weekly pass to kill what's dead, iterate what's close, and scale what's working.